I am male…horrors! The source of all evil–even the stuff you weren’t born knowing about!

Ew! Gross!

I am caucasian…AKA “white” Arrrrrghhhh–now even the stuff I couldn’t possibly have had any influence on what so ever but I must absolutely apologize for and then disappear!

Gasp! Horrors!

I am old…post 60 and all I get are adverts for “new” drugs with side-effects that range from constipation to death–the sooner the better.

Couldn’t you have the decency to just…go off by yourself and…age!? You just had to do it here? In front of us all?

I am a dad…a Great-grandfather now–You know, like all the commercials depict us: stupid, abusive, negligent, selfish, etc.

Could it get any worse? Your fences! Your strict authoritarianism! How dare you claim to love?

I am a teacher…yes, 33 years and–

Well! There it is: You caused everything even remotely bad! Male, caucasian, old, dad, and a teacher?! What could be worse–?

Oh, I identify as a Christian too, a rather sarcastic one, but a Follower of the Way nonetheless.

I knew it! A true source of all that is wrong with the world!

How could there be any possible reason to want to do NaNoWriMo again?!

A wannabe writer too?! That does it. Scapegoat! Scapegoat! Marginalize and Cancel! Cancel him! You’re cancelled, sir! Canceled!